May 14, 2012

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What's in My Bag

Here's a look at what I carry with me on the regular, excluding the gum wrappers, receipts, small change, and various other pieces of garbage that I end up hoarding in my bag.

 For Day:


contents:
- gum: I excellerate my breath with Excel's Sweet Mint
- sunglasses: Super Sunglasses' Basic in matte black
- phone: iPhone 3G, aka "the VagiPhone." It was kindly given to me after I dropped my phone in a toilet. The giver forgot to delete all his photos from it, which unfortunately included nekkid pictures of his girlfriend and her bits. (No, it wasn't Vanessa Hudgens.)
- wallet: I have no money so I don't need a real wallet. Instead I use a vintage Chanel leather coin purse for mah pennehs.
- a parking ticket: I'm expecting a park bench or a monument built in my honor with all the money I've given the city through these.
- 2 sets of keys: I'm a high school janitor in my spare time. 
- business cards: er'ryday I'm hustlin'.
- lip ware/wear: classic cherry Chapstick, MAC lipstick in "Morange," and Maybelline SuperStay Stain Gloss (also my current favourite beauty product).
- day planner: Who needs a smart phone or a chic notebook when you have a Mead "Upper Class" day planner?


 For Night:


contents:
- a phone only capable of dialing 9-1-1.
- a stolen credit card.
- a diaper.

Don't ask.

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7 comments:

  1. I'm trying to figure out the diaper. After all, I don't know your age.

    Nora

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  2. lol good lord, I'd like to know the story behind the night time bag...

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  3. nice handbag!!
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