Being the good people that you are, I'm sure you would feel bad about stealing an innocent man's shirt. Well, don't. That innocent man is the same one who is not going to call you next week. Just kidding, he'll call. To get his shirt back, obviously! It's called entrapment, ladies. I should totally be a dating coach.
All jokes aside, I want to grow old with you in 2012 so have fun, but be safe. In many cities, public transit is free tonight, so don't drink and drive, and don't wait for a cab by yourself, and try not to go home with someone wildly inappropriate if you've had one too many glasses of champagne. Ok? Deal. Love you. Happy New Year!