Proenza Schouler Ps1 Multicolor Pouchette Satchel
This pebbled leather satchel by Lazaro and Jack,
has the perfect textile detail in orange, grey, yellow, red and black.
It has a fold-over flap with flip-lock and double strap closure,
I'd carry it everyday for maximum exposure.
Worn over the shoulder, cross-body or held by the perforated handle at the top,
it's not only practical but makes your heart pound and jaws drop.
Open it up and you'll see its navy signature Jacquard lining,
Sitting inside: my maxed out credit card, hologram shining.
I'm not even a "handbag girl", but I can't get this one out of my mind,
Sugar Daddy, are you out there? Would you be so kind?
I know, I know, I always say "classics are where you want to invest",
"Shut up!", voice of reason! This bag is the best.
Oh Proenza Schouler, you always know how to tug at my heart strings,
Season after season you come out with the most amazing things.
I know writing this poem is a bit dramatic, but clearly, it is true,
PS1 Multicolor Pouchette Satchel: I really love you.